Pizza, Pizza everywhere. Pizza Pizza in my hair! (No seriously. I have AWFUL table manners)

I am terrible at table manners. Mom says she always knows where I eat. I leave crumbs EVERYWHERE. I don't even chew with my mouth closed. Sometimes mom or dad will notice food in my hair or eyebrows. Now THATS embarrassing. Everyday I sit down to eat Macy or mommy point out the fact that I'm not chewing with my mouth closed. Apparently Helen Keller could not eat with table manners because she couldn't see or hear. I feel bad for her. Anywho, the worst thing is when mom calls me Hellen Keller. I am bad at table manners and that is just a fact.