Ollie and Bishop play "Beg" II

(Bishop) "MINE! wait. What are we even fighting about?"
(Ollie) "I SAY'D IT WAS MINE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"
(Bishop) "Oliver! What are we fighting about?"
(Ollie) "I have no idea."
(Bishop) "I know we were begging, but what does that even have to do with chanting 'Mine'?"
(Ollie) "I have no idea."
(Bishop) "Listen. I'll help you be the worlds best beggar, But what's in it for me?"
(Ollie) "Life."
(Bishop) "Okay then. I'll help you. Heh, he. Those claws of yours are really big! Heh, he."
(Ollie) "ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY! GIMME' 20! RIGHT NOW!"
(Bishop) "Yes, sir. Geez Lois."
(Ollie) "I WANT YOUR CUTEST FACE! BISHOP! WHAT 'R YA DOIN'? GET DOWN ON YOUR BELLY AND ROLL!"
(Bishop) "Ollie, Tell me you didn't beg for coffee."
(Ollie) "YEP! NOW GET DOWN THERE AND GIMME' 10! I WANT TEN OF YOUR CUTEST FACES! WHAT IS THAT FACE? IS IT A TRICK OR SOMETHING?"
(Bishop) "It's called the severe cramping face. Give me a break!"
(Ollie) "Ooh! You got food in your bowl, Pleeaaaaaasssssse?"
(Bishop) "That's very good ollie."
(Ollie) "I know. But seriously! Pleeeeeaaaaaasssse?"
(Bishop) "Oh. NO, ollie. Thats my own food. Besides, this begging habit of yours is getting out of control."
(Ollie) "Awww. Mmmmmmmm hmmmmm. You just hurt an innocent animals feelings."
(Bishop) "Allright ollie, snap out of it! I know your just trying to get my food, but this is a no can do. I'm not allowed to eat your food, and the same for you. So beat it, cat."
(Ollie) "What? So, your, this, it, it, it, It can't be true! Your telling me begging is the wrong thing to do?"
(Bishop) "Uh, duh. If this is what it takes to get you to listen to me, than i'm not gonna help you anymore. I'm sorry, but if i have to loose my temper to get you to understand me, Than it's just not right."
(Ollie) "I'm sorry too. I try to control myself, but it's hard sometimes. I see something that i really want and like, if it's food, I automatically get hungry. What! Is that a three, mr. chewy extra durable, Has flavor, Really easy to roll kong?!"
(Bishop) "Really, you gotta be kidding me. Oliver!"

Ollie and bishop play "Beg" I

I've noticed ollie and bishop are getting better and better at learning how to beg! I wonder what causes it.
(Ollie) "Pssst, fella, wanna buy a steak?"
(Bishop) "What now ollie? Everyday your into something weird and new."
(Ollie) "Black market steaks oddta' make a killing!"
(Bishop) "What the…"
(Ollie) "Shhh, my little kitten. Patience come to those who wait."
(Bishop) "OLIVER! what the heck are you talking about?"
(Ollie) "Be quiet young grass-hogger! I've learned a secret and i need you to be my assistant."
(Bishop) "Ignore what i said! I'm all yours!"
(Ollie) "Puppy's seem to be the best at begging. And even though it's a pet crime, I want to be the worlds best cat-bugaler! I've learned how to beg, But i'm not the best at it. I need you!"
(Bishop) "Allright ollie. That's not right to do! and anyway, where'd you get the steak?"
(Ollie) "I begged for it."
(Bishop) "And the black cape?"
(Ollie) "I begged for it."
(Bishop) "What about the black mask?"
(Ollie) "I begged for it."
(Bishop) "And the fake SUPERLARGE best-selling cat claws?"
(Ollie) "That doesn't matter. And any who, you know very well these are my first REAL claws. They are what make the ladies IRRESISTIBLE to me! See?"
(Bishop) "let me guess, you begged for those lady puppets you are carrying too?"
(Ollie) "How dare you mock my girlfriend! She's no puppet! See? "I'm a little lady, lala lala la." That was her voice by the way. Pretend you never saw my mouth move."
(Bishop) "That's not real ollie. Besides, Dogs are so much better than cats are at begging. see? I'm going to beg you to put that puppet down."
(Ollie) "IT'S ON!"
(Bishop Opens eyes as wide as possible and sits, stares, and tilts his head) "Pleeeeaaase! Pleeeeaaassse!"
(Ollie lys down, Rolls on his belly and flicks his tail back and fourth) "You can be my best friend! I love you! Pleeeaaaasse!"
(Bishop) "Your mine! Pleeeaaaassse?!"
(Ollie) "No, your mine! Pleeaaassse?!?
(Bishop) "Mine. Pleeeaaassse?!?"
(Ollie) "Mine! Please!"
(Bishop) "MINE!"
(Ollie) "NO MINE!"
to be continued.