"Allright. Now that everything is said, let's hit the road!" Bishop says. "Hmm, hittheroad, hittheroad, Oooh! Me! Me! Me! I got it!" He says, zooming towards the road.
"DIE! DIE! DIE!"
Ollie screams, pounding the road with his fist. "I didn't mean literally!" Moans bishop, burying his face in his paws. "OoOo. I get it! We need to hit the sidewalk.
"CHARGE!"
Ollie whizzes past you. "NO! STOP IT RIGHT THERE!" Screams bishop. "Oh, well why didn't you say so? he, he!"
Pounce, bounce,
Pounce
"Do you like Oliver? you ask. "I really don't know." Says Bishop. You turn around seeing Ollie pounce towards a butterfly like a second pinkie pie. "HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! YOU ARE FALSELY ACCUSED OF A STEALING BONE CRIME!" Ollie screams energetically.
"I just made up my mind." Says bishop.
Sunday, June 29, 2014
Rabbit for dinner.
Lets just get the questions cleared in your mind:
Yes, it tasted like chicken.
No, I did not puke.
Yes, I wanted to puke.
Yes, It was not boneless.
Yes, After one bite I lost my appetite.
Now that thats cleared, lets go over some science. If you feed a deer different weeds over the year the flavor will be gamy. Yes it will absorb all the nutrition in such weeds. And the same thing with a cow: If all it was fed until the day it was slottered (Howerver you spell that) was milk, then it's steak would be very fatty and tender. This is what a rabbit does with it's food:
When Rabbits eat there food they then poop a wet poop out. But then, they eat that wet poop to get the nutrition they missed the first time. After they poop the poop out, they poop a dry poop. That poop they do not eat.
Yes, If mom had just told me it was chicken I would be MUCH, MUCH happier.
One day I'm A Smoothie splasher, Next day I'm a Rabbit regurgitater.
What is WRONG with me?!
Yes, it tasted like chicken.
No, I did not puke.
Yes, I wanted to puke.
Yes, It was not boneless.
Yes, After one bite I lost my appetite.
Now that thats cleared, lets go over some science. If you feed a deer different weeds over the year the flavor will be gamy. Yes it will absorb all the nutrition in such weeds. And the same thing with a cow: If all it was fed until the day it was slottered (Howerver you spell that) was milk, then it's steak would be very fatty and tender. This is what a rabbit does with it's food:
When Rabbits eat there food they then poop a wet poop out. But then, they eat that wet poop to get the nutrition they missed the first time. After they poop the poop out, they poop a dry poop. That poop they do not eat.
Yes, If mom had just told me it was chicken I would be MUCH, MUCH happier.
One day I'm A Smoothie splasher, Next day I'm a Rabbit regurgitater.
What is WRONG with me?!
Friday, June 27, 2014
Extreme incident
(Next day) Ok. Let me take a break from the book and tell you an extreme incident about a few minutes ago. And its called :
I was making a smoothie and there was something on the side and so I called my mom in to fix it and it was on high and so when I turned it off I accidentally turned it off on high so when mom put her spoon in the top to fix it I tried to turn it on low and I accidentally flicked the switch which turned it on again.
Okay! fine. I said it. And you can only imagine what happens next, no. It did not go everywhere. Good guess!:
BAM! Staining smoothie smothered everywhere. On mom! On floor! On counter! and then once again…
BAM! "REAGAN CLAIR PRYOR! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I did not mean for any of this to happen!"
So yes. That is my smoothie story. And now I am in my room thinking about what just happened here.
What just happened here?
I was making a smoothie and there was something on the side and so I called my mom in to fix it and it was on high and so when I turned it off I accidentally turned it off on high so when mom put her spoon in the top to fix it I tried to turn it on low and I accidentally flicked the switch which turned it on again.
Okay! fine. I said it. And you can only imagine what happens next, no. It did not go everywhere. Good guess!:
BAM! Staining smoothie smothered everywhere. On mom! On floor! On counter! and then once again…
BAM! "REAGAN CLAIR PRYOR! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I did not mean for any of this to happen!"
So yes. That is my smoothie story. And now I am in my room thinking about what just happened here.
What just happened here?
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Ch. 2, Ollie top detective
"As you know, I am Oliver top defective. And I am here to help you solve your clase."
You decide not to correct Oliver on his terrible Grammar. "I have three sues to help us solve this clase. First, the sandwich I had for lunch. "It has a mysterious BITE MARK IN IT!" Ollie screeches. "Thats yours." Mutters Bishop.
"No it is not. Ever wondered why its called a sandWICH?! This right here could be a clase by the mysterious bone-stealing which made of sand who went around splash-potioning people!"
Ollie shouts.
"OLLIE! Did you make that up?" Bishop moans. "Yep! The second sue is bishops play stick stuffy. IT HAS GAGGER STUFF RINGED AROUND IT'S NECK!" Ollie screams.
"Clue Ollie, not sue. And thats the stuffing from inside of it." Bishop says, putting his paw over his face. "And alas but not alease, the sue that will help us solve all our problems is: THIS PEANUT BUTTER JAR I FOUND NEXT TO THE MYSTERIOUS SANDWICH! With a bite mark."
Ollie added. You shake your head. Ollie is a terrible detective. "The peanut butter jar used to make the peanut butter sandwich you had a bite in for lunch? Ooooh, scary." Says bishop. "I Know!" Ollie chants.
"That darn cat doesn't understand Sarcasm." Bishop says. "No kidding." you say. "Whats sarcasm?! I want some!" Ollie chants, pouncing and bouncing around you.
"OLLIE! YOU DON'T EVEN NO WHAT SARCASM IS! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD!" yells bishop. "HUH!" Ollie loudly in hails. "Give me liberty or give me death! he won't give me sarcasm." Ollie cries.
It's a good thing you hired Ollie, top defective :)
You decide not to correct Oliver on his terrible Grammar. "I have three sues to help us solve this clase. First, the sandwich I had for lunch. "It has a mysterious BITE MARK IN IT!" Ollie screeches. "Thats yours." Mutters Bishop.
"No it is not. Ever wondered why its called a sandWICH?! This right here could be a clase by the mysterious bone-stealing which made of sand who went around splash-potioning people!"
Ollie shouts.
"OLLIE! Did you make that up?" Bishop moans. "Yep! The second sue is bishops play stick stuffy. IT HAS GAGGER STUFF RINGED AROUND IT'S NECK!" Ollie screams.
"Clue Ollie, not sue. And thats the stuffing from inside of it." Bishop says, putting his paw over his face. "And alas but not alease, the sue that will help us solve all our problems is: THIS PEANUT BUTTER JAR I FOUND NEXT TO THE MYSTERIOUS SANDWICH! With a bite mark."
Ollie added. You shake your head. Ollie is a terrible detective. "The peanut butter jar used to make the peanut butter sandwich you had a bite in for lunch? Ooooh, scary." Says bishop. "I Know!" Ollie chants.
"That darn cat doesn't understand Sarcasm." Bishop says. "No kidding." you say. "Whats sarcasm?! I want some!" Ollie chants, pouncing and bouncing around you.
"OLLIE! YOU DON'T EVEN NO WHAT SARCASM IS! IT DOESN'T EVEN TASTE GOOD!" yells bishop. "HUH!" Ollie loudly in hails. "Give me liberty or give me death! he won't give me sarcasm." Ollie cries.
It's a good thing you hired Ollie, top defective :)
Ch. 1, Meet me
"You know what they call me, the mystery guy." Ollie says. "No one calls you that!" Says Bishop. You sit there, trying to calm the two down before they gat into ANOTHER argument. Unfortunately, it may be to late. You hired Ollie the cat, and bishop the german shepherd dog. You are a Dalmatian, and your bone has gone missing.
"Please, Aren't you going to even meet me? or keep arguing?" you say impatiently. Because all day long, the two have been arguing. "Excuse me, I am so very sorry. I meant to ask you what your name wa…" "No, Bishop. I am the head defective and this is my atisant dog Bishop. What is your name?" Ollie interrupts.
"You mean assistant." Bishop growls. "Whatsever." "Whatever, you mean Ollie." Bishop Corrects. "NO! I said whatsever and I MEANT IT!"Ollie screams, turning toward you. "I'm Sorry, I meant to say whatever."
"Please meet me, I don't have all day and I need that bone In a week! My name is Dancer." You say. "Why its a wedge-er to meet you!"
"Pleasure, Not wedge-er." Bishop moans. "MEET ME!" you shout. You knew somewhere, sometime
you would hit the road. But that might take a while. And with all the arguing, you might even be the one discovering the bone in a week...
"Please, Aren't you going to even meet me? or keep arguing?" you say impatiently. Because all day long, the two have been arguing. "Excuse me, I am so very sorry. I meant to ask you what your name wa…" "No, Bishop. I am the head defective and this is my atisant dog Bishop. What is your name?" Ollie interrupts.
"You mean assistant." Bishop growls. "Whatsever." "Whatever, you mean Ollie." Bishop Corrects. "NO! I said whatsever and I MEANT IT!"Ollie screams, turning toward you. "I'm Sorry, I meant to say whatever."
"Please meet me, I don't have all day and I need that bone In a week! My name is Dancer." You say. "Why its a wedge-er to meet you!"
"Pleasure, Not wedge-er." Bishop moans. "MEET ME!" you shout. You knew somewhere, sometime
you would hit the road. But that might take a while. And with all the arguing, you might even be the one discovering the bone in a week...
My new Book
Okay. You read the tidal, and it said my new book! I will post it in Chapters. No peeks! Let me just ask you one thing about it, would you hire Ollie and bishops detective agency?
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Let it Go (Shut your face)
Okay, So I'm assuming you've all heard the obnoxious song "Let it go"? Well, I have. And to be honest, the only reason I sing it is because I want other people to let the song go. I made up this version. Sing it to the tune of "Let it Go".
Snow Glows white on the mountain tonight, So many footprints to be seen.
Kingdom of Desperation! And it looks Like, That is me.
The wind is howling like the singing choir inside,
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried.
Don't let them in, don't let them sing! Be the quiet girl you always have to be!
Cover-ears, don't fear! Don't Let them hear! Well now they've heard!
Shut your face… Shut your Face! Can't hold it back anymore!
Shut your Face! Shut your face… Turn away and slam the door.
I do care! What there going to sing.
Don't let the song rage on…
'cause it always bothered me anyway.
The song is spiraling through the air and to the Ground!
Everywhere I look there are music notes, all around!
The song is like an evil loud sonic boom!
I'm never going back. 'Cause it'll be Back soon!
Snow Glows white on the mountain tonight, So many footprints to be seen.
Kingdom of Desperation! And it looks Like, That is me.
The wind is howling like the singing choir inside,
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried.
Don't let them in, don't let them sing! Be the quiet girl you always have to be!
Cover-ears, don't fear! Don't Let them hear! Well now they've heard!
Shut your face… Shut your Face! Can't hold it back anymore!
Shut your Face! Shut your face… Turn away and slam the door.
I do care! What there going to sing.
Don't let the song rage on…
'cause it always bothered me anyway.
The song is spiraling through the air and to the Ground!
Everywhere I look there are music notes, all around!
The song is like an evil loud sonic boom!
I'm never going back. 'Cause it'll be Back soon!
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