Friday, April 11, 2014

Ollie and bishop play "Beg" I

I've noticed ollie and bishop are getting better and better at learning how to beg! I wonder what causes it.
(Ollie) "Pssst, fella, wanna buy a steak?"
(Bishop) "What now ollie? Everyday your into something weird and new."
(Ollie) "Black market steaks oddta' make a killing!"
(Bishop) "What the…"
(Ollie) "Shhh, my little kitten. Patience come to those who wait."
(Bishop) "OLIVER! what the heck are you talking about?"
(Ollie) "Be quiet young grass-hogger! I've learned a secret and i need you to be my assistant."
(Bishop) "Ignore what i said! I'm all yours!"
(Ollie) "Puppy's seem to be the best at begging. And even though it's a pet crime, I want to be the worlds best cat-bugaler! I've learned how to beg, But i'm not the best at it. I need you!"
(Bishop) "Allright ollie. That's not right to do! and anyway, where'd you get the steak?"
(Ollie) "I begged for it."
(Bishop) "And the black cape?"
(Ollie) "I begged for it."
(Bishop) "What about the black mask?"
(Ollie) "I begged for it."
(Bishop) "And the fake SUPERLARGE best-selling cat claws?"
(Ollie) "That doesn't matter. And any who, you know very well these are my first REAL claws. They are what make the ladies IRRESISTIBLE to me! See?"
(Bishop) "let me guess, you begged for those lady puppets you are carrying too?"
(Ollie) "How dare you mock my girlfriend! She's no puppet! See? "I'm a little lady, lala lala la." That was her voice by the way. Pretend you never saw my mouth move."
(Bishop) "That's not real ollie. Besides, Dogs are so much better than cats are at begging. see? I'm going to beg you to put that puppet down."
(Ollie) "IT'S ON!"
(Bishop Opens eyes as wide as possible and sits, stares, and tilts his head) "Pleeeeaaase! Pleeeeaaassse!"
(Ollie lys down, Rolls on his belly and flicks his tail back and fourth) "You can be my best friend! I love you! Pleeeaaaasse!"
(Bishop) "Your mine! Pleeeaaaassse?!"
(Ollie) "No, your mine! Pleeaaassse?!?
(Bishop) "Mine. Pleeeaaassse?!?"
(Ollie) "Mine! Please!"
(Bishop) "MINE!"
(Ollie) "NO MINE!"
to be continued.

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