Saturday, April 12, 2014

Ollie and Bishop play "Beg" II

(Bishop) "MINE! wait. What are we even fighting about?"
(Ollie) "I SAY'D IT WAS MINE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!"
(Bishop) "Oliver! What are we fighting about?"
(Ollie) "I have no idea."
(Bishop) "I know we were begging, but what does that even have to do with chanting 'Mine'?"
(Ollie) "I have no idea."
(Bishop) "Listen. I'll help you be the worlds best beggar, But what's in it for me?"
(Ollie) "Life."
(Bishop) "Okay then. I'll help you. Heh, he. Those claws of yours are really big! Heh, he."
(Ollie) "ALLRIGHT EVERYBODY! GIMME' 20! RIGHT NOW!"
(Bishop) "Yes, sir. Geez Lois."
(Ollie) "I WANT YOUR CUTEST FACE! BISHOP! WHAT 'R YA DOIN'? GET DOWN ON YOUR BELLY AND ROLL!"
(Bishop) "Ollie, Tell me you didn't beg for coffee."
(Ollie) "YEP! NOW GET DOWN THERE AND GIMME' 10! I WANT TEN OF YOUR CUTEST FACES! WHAT IS THAT FACE? IS IT A TRICK OR SOMETHING?"
(Bishop) "It's called the severe cramping face. Give me a break!"
(Ollie) "Ooh! You got food in your bowl, Pleeaaaaaasssssse?"
(Bishop) "That's very good ollie."
(Ollie) "I know. But seriously! Pleeeeeaaaaaasssse?"
(Bishop) "Oh. NO, ollie. Thats my own food. Besides, this begging habit of yours is getting out of control."
(Ollie) "Awww. Mmmmmmmm hmmmmm. You just hurt an innocent animals feelings."
(Bishop) "Allright ollie, snap out of it! I know your just trying to get my food, but this is a no can do. I'm not allowed to eat your food, and the same for you. So beat it, cat."
(Ollie) "What? So, your, this, it, it, it, It can't be true! Your telling me begging is the wrong thing to do?"
(Bishop) "Uh, duh. If this is what it takes to get you to listen to me, than i'm not gonna help you anymore. I'm sorry, but if i have to loose my temper to get you to understand me, Than it's just not right."
(Ollie) "I'm sorry too. I try to control myself, but it's hard sometimes. I see something that i really want and like, if it's food, I automatically get hungry. What! Is that a three, mr. chewy extra durable, Has flavor, Really easy to roll kong?!"
(Bishop) "Really, you gotta be kidding me. Oliver!"


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