Now meet simon, my other cat.

Simon is my other cat. He is not like Oliver. He is mean. He is old. He has arthritis. He throws up everywhere. He hates me. Here is what he is like: "Don't you dare touch me. If you touch me, your dead. I said don't touch me! Rarrrrrrr, meowwww! Hissssss! Scratch! I don't feel good. I am mad. I will poop in the closet, thanks to you. I still don't feel good. Let me go barf." That is simon. He is mean. I would have a picture for you, but he wont let me.