The Leash Needed Quality Time, Forget the Dog!

Ok. From reading my blog, you may have learned a few things: like how to respond when someone offers you oysters, how to mock let it go, and maybe scatter splotches of smoothie all over the kitchen and your dear, sweet, mother. Those are all funny things several people may have done. But, now that you know some things about me, lets get more serious with my problems.

First, lets start with the basics.

1.) How many people do you know chew gum in the shower?

2.) How many people do you know type on the computer with their pointer finger on their left hand and middle on their right?

3.) How many people do you know grab the soap from their sock drawer (that makes the socks smell good) and use it as their go-to hand soap?

4.) How many people look like this on deranged cameras?

Let's see here… ME.

(Please turn to the next post to read the rest.)